I...

1) Take Grade 8 RAD ballet.
2) Am a Vegan.
3) Love parties and socialising.
4) Have recently developed an obsession with Gossip Girl.
5) And as a result want hair like Taylor Momsen. And legs. Bitch.
6) Like red lipstick.
7) Hate brown.
8) Am terrified of lifts.
9) And nuclear war.
10) And often have nightmares about both.
11) Think that the word Pleb deserves a comeback!
12) Smoke.
13) Live with my mum and sister.
14) Hate men.
15) Am shit at maths.
16) But good at English.
17) Am 17.
18) Yet repeating year eleven.
19) Love whorey shoes and wear them on the most usuibtable occasions.
20) Would happily spend my whole summers doing fests.
21) Am easily the most talked about person I know.
22) But I don't care..
23) I love my proper friends, but don't like most of my school friends.
24) Get along well with guys and girls who also get along better with guys ...
25) And hate most other girls (and go to an all-girls school.